10 Funny Ways to Quit Smoking
May 18th, 2008 | By quitsmoking-review | Category: Humour1. Wear mittens. Tape them onto your hands tight. You won’t be
able to do anything else, but you won’t be able to smoke either
2. Accept the cigarette your friends offer you, but eat it instead
3. Come up with other new annoying habits like clicking your
pen, and when people ask you to stop, just say, “Oh, I’m sorry.
I’ve just given up smoking.”
4. Remember to “cigarette rage” proof your house. Put away all
your knives, blades, and dangerous toys. Sell your pets, and
children who cannot run (fast) should remain with your relatives.
5. Dig your nose instead. It won’t cause you cancer.
6. If you feel the urge to smoke, start hyperventilating until you
fall shamelessly to the ground. This will show all the people who
gather around your limpless body that you really want to quit.
7. Drinking cold water or juice might be your friend, but peeing
is your enemy. Do not overrestimate your bladder capacity.
8. Your fine motor skills will temporarily go offline, and paying
toll becomes a challege. Bring extra coins in case your shaking
hands make it impossible to gracefully toss money into the toll
machine.
9. Make a ridiculous bet with a lawyer. Say, “If i start smoking
again, I will give you my car.” Better yet, put it in writing.
10. And finally, always remember to keep smiling
